McBlowjay 

The act of receiving a blowjob while eating Chicken McNuggets from Mickey Dee's.

Mitch wants a McBlowjay from Candy because he loves nuggets and blowjobs, but he'll never get one.

McBlowjay by canofjaws October 6, 2011

McBlowJob 

When you are getting blown by a McDonald's employee in the washroom.

Bill: Can I get 3 Big Macs, a small fries, a McBlowJob and a large Coke?
Employee: Sure thang

McBlowJob by SquanchMeHardOnTheFrontYard April 18, 2017

McBlowJob 

an act of oral sex, performed on a male, when a female either smears a mcflurry on his genitals before beginning and/or begins performing oral sex with mcflurry in her mouth. M&Ms or Oreos are optional.

"I loved giving that McBlowJob, I barely even noticed the terrible taste I usually get in my mouth."

McBlowJob by T.Taboo July 28, 2008

McBlowjob 

When you buy a 1 dollar cheeseburger from maccas and head behind the store for a gummer from the local crackheads.

Bro 1:
"I got a Mcblowjob from the crackie behind maccas after work yesterday"
Bro 2:
"thas fuckin disgusting"

McBlowjob by What The Fred 2.0 May 20, 2022

McBlowjob 

McBlowjob - 1. A blow job done in a manner that is quick, easy, "good tasting," and cheap. However users may feel sick, and can be left with something that doesn't leave their body.

2. A blow job done for a burger or treat from McDonald's.

3. A blow job done in a fashion that is comparable to a drive through service, and may in fact be a drive through. The act of driving and fast service, or "service while driving for a "snack."

1. a: "I thought I was in heaven when I got a McBlowjob in the back of the club! But damn, that ho gave me herpes".

b: "I gave that guy a McBlowjob in the back of the club, but he came so hard i got sick".

2. a: "I really didnt want to suck it, but I was hungry and he promised me a Quarter Pounder with cheese."

b: "There's no way I would suck it on a normal day, he stunk, but I really wanted that apple pie."

3. a: "I didn't even call her first. I just drove to her house didn't even knock, walked in and got a McBlowjob!"

b: "She wasn't sure how it would work, so I grabbed her head pulled it through the passenger window and received my McBlowjob"

c: "I almost crashed my damn car when I was trying to drive and enjoy my McBlowjob with extra ketchup at the same time".

McBlowjob by SOLARMOON October 15, 2013

McBlowjob 

What Ronald McDonald calls a blowjob.

Ronald McDonald: "Don't stop you whore I love getting a McBlowjob".

McBlowjob by TheWordSubmitter April 14, 2017