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McBlowJob
McBlowJob by SquanchMeHardOnTheFrontYard April 18, 2017
McBlowJob
an act of oral sex, performed on a male, when a female either smears a mcflurry on his genitals before beginning and/or begins performing oral sex with mcflurry in her mouth. M&Ms or Oreos are optional.
McBlowjob
When you buy a 1 dollar cheeseburger from maccas and head behind the store for a gummer from the local crackheads.
Bro 1:
"I got a Mcblowjob from the crackie behind maccas after work yesterday"
Bro 2:
"thas fuckin disgusting"
"I got a Mcblowjob from the crackie behind maccas after work yesterday"
Bro 2:
"thas fuckin disgusting"
McBlowjob by What The Fred 2.0 May 20, 2022
McBlowjob
McBlowjob - 1. A blow job done in a manner that is quick, easy, "good tasting," and cheap. However users may feel sick, and can be left with something that doesn't leave their body.
2. A blow job done for a burger or treat from McDonald's.
3. A blow job done in a fashion that is comparable to a drive through service, and may in fact be a drive through. The act of driving and fast service, or "service while driving for a "snack."
2. A blow job done for a burger or treat from McDonald's.
3. A blow job done in a fashion that is comparable to a drive through service, and may in fact be a drive through. The act of driving and fast service, or "service while driving for a "snack."
1. a: "I thought I was in heaven when I got a McBlowjob in the back of the club! But damn, that ho gave me herpes".
b: "I gave that guy a McBlowjob in the back of the club, but he came so hard i got sick".
2. a: "I really didnt want to suck it, but I was hungry and he promised me a Quarter Pounder with cheese."
b: "There's no way I would suck it on a normal day, he stunk, but I really wanted that apple pie."
3. a: "I didn't even call her first. I just drove to her house didn't even knock, walked in and got a McBlowjob!"
b: "She wasn't sure how it would work, so I grabbed her head pulled it through the passenger window and received my McBlowjob"
c: "I almost crashed my damn car when I was trying to drive and enjoy my McBlowjob with extra ketchup at the same time".
b: "I gave that guy a McBlowjob in the back of the club, but he came so hard i got sick".
2. a: "I really didnt want to suck it, but I was hungry and he promised me a Quarter Pounder with cheese."
b: "There's no way I would suck it on a normal day, he stunk, but I really wanted that apple pie."
3. a: "I didn't even call her first. I just drove to her house didn't even knock, walked in and got a McBlowjob!"
b: "She wasn't sure how it would work, so I grabbed her head pulled it through the passenger window and received my McBlowjob"
c: "I almost crashed my damn car when I was trying to drive and enjoy my McBlowjob with extra ketchup at the same time".
McBlowjob
McBlowjob by TheWordSubmitter April 14, 2017
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