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Definitions by SOLARMOON

orphan ring 

1. Orphan Ring is an orphaned fried good or goods, consummated amongst other unassorted fried dishes.

or

2. An Orphans ring.
1. I ordered French Fries and received a lucky Orphan Ring at the bottom!

2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.
orphan ring by SOLARMOON May 7, 2017

Introperv 

An Introperv is someone who looks at women and has mild to wildly perverted thoughts while never expressing them. The Introperv may even stay indoors and look at women in chat rooms, or cam models while only lurking in the background and never saying very much if anything at all. - Introperv -
I was lurking and a jerking, but I couldn't speak, I must be a damn Introperv.
Introperv by SOLARMOON July 23, 2014

Converbation

Converbation. Is the simple act of entering into conversation while masturbating. Hence durring a phone call or online chatting, skyping etc.
Wow, what a Converbation! She had such a sexy voice, but then I saw her picture. I was totally Converbating until I saw her photo.
Converbation by SOLARMOON October 15, 2013

McBlowjob 

McBlowjob - 1. A blow job done in a manner that is quick, easy, "good tasting," and cheap. However users may feel sick, and can be left with something that doesn't leave their body.

2. A blow job done for a burger or treat from McDonald's.

3. A blow job done in a fashion that is comparable to a drive through service, and may in fact be a drive through. The act of driving and fast service, or "service while driving for a "snack."
1. a: "I thought I was in heaven when I got a McBlowjob in the back of the club! But damn, that ho gave me herpes".

b: "I gave that guy a McBlowjob in the back of the club, but he came so hard i got sick".

2. a: "I really didnt want to suck it, but I was hungry and he promised me a Quarter Pounder with cheese."

b: "There's no way I would suck it on a normal day, he stunk, but I really wanted that apple pie."

3. a: "I didn't even call her first. I just drove to her house didn't even knock, walked in and got a McBlowjob!"

b: "She wasn't sure how it would work, so I grabbed her head pulled it through the passenger window and received my McBlowjob"

c: "I almost crashed my damn car when I was trying to drive and enjoy my McBlowjob with extra ketchup at the same time".
McBlowjob by SOLARMOON October 15, 2013

masturbed 

If my door is shut, do not bother me. I do not want to be masturbed.
masturbed by SOLARMOON October 9, 2013

paradigm-ond 

–noun
1.
Grammar .
a.
a set of forms all of which contain a particular element, especially the set of all inflected forms based on a single stem or theme. Reflected and refracted into a multi-colored luminous hue.

2.
an example serving as a model; pattern. Reflected and refracted into a multi-colored luminous hue.
The thoughts he was having were "paradigm-ond."

The vision the man had was in a "paradigm-ond" form.
paradigm-ond by SOLARMOON April 1, 2011
A light or glitter that is either lighten or glimmering by one or the other. A glittering light or lighten glitter.
The night light was beautiful and Glitten.
Glitten by SOLARMOON October 20, 2010