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Magical Butter
Magical Butter is what people call weed butter, cannabutter and pot butter. People use the butter to make cookies or brownies.
It is also the name of the machine that makes pot butter, weed butter, cannabutter, cannaoil, green dragon, and tincture.
It is also the name of the machine that makes pot butter, weed butter, cannabutter, cannaoil, green dragon, and tincture.
I used Magical Butter in my pot brownies, and I still haven't landed. I only eat cookies if they are Magical Butter cookies?
Magical Butter by Pot Brownies March 30, 2013
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magical realm
Term for a game of D&D or another tabletop RPG where the DM is clearly inserting their own fetishes into the story. Can be used as a noun or a general descriptor.
GM: "You enter the wolven village. You realize as you enter that all of the wolfpeople are women, striding confidently in revealing leather apparel."
Player: "Alright, it's starting to get a little Magical Realm in here."
Player: "Alright, it's starting to get a little Magical Realm in here."
magical realm by Rioti July 21, 2018
Magical Fountain
When you stretch a woman's asshole so that its as wide as a dinner plate, and then fill it with milk and fruit loops, or the cereal of your choice. The woman then tenses her asshole, making the milk and cereal squirt out like a fountain, hence the name.
Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.
Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.
Oi Divya, I totally did the magical fountain with Sarah yesterday! Ate the cereal afterwards aswell!
Magical Fountain by arunandzedlikecock May 7, 2015
magical leprechaun
Worker: Hey, have you seen Joe?
Co-worker: No, he disappears like a little magical leprechaun.
Worker: Damn, I have been looking for him all week.
Co-worker: He's probably with his pot of gold.
Co-worker: No, he disappears like a little magical leprechaun.
Worker: Damn, I have been looking for him all week.
Co-worker: He's probably with his pot of gold.
magical leprechaun by Jefe01 December 13, 2015
Magical Rectangle
A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone
Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
iPhone/other smartphone
Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."
Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical
rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."
Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical
rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
Magical Rectangle by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014
Magical Ponies
Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
Magical Ponies by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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