maypops Share definition Flag offbrand athletic shoes. E.g., Stadias, Zips, Winners, Dart-A-Bouts, Curtsy Times, etc. I can't believe I lost a tennis match to that bama with those maypops. His shoes had pictures of celery on them. maypops by Tank Miller November 23, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the maypops mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch