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This girl is a really good friend. She supports you no matter what! If you are Maylani's best friend then you are damn lucky cause this girl will never leave her true bestfriends. She is quiet and shy, but if she doesn't like you she won't stick around. Maylani does have a temper tho and if someone pisses her off SHE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU. No, but she will still treat you with respect. Trust me. This girl is one of a kind and what great too is that she's easy to get along with! Maylani's most especially get along with Alyssa's.
Maylani and an Alyssa remind me of "Jake and Fin!" in Adventure Time They are best friends forever, no matter what happens.
Maylani by The Truest You October 11, 2011
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Maylonie 

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. She's cool and athletic. Great hugger, funny, and she can stay up late.
When you date her you don't think of anybody else.
You wish your girlfriend was a Maylonie.
Gorgeous on the inside and out, a little shy at times but can cut loose with the best of them. Blonde hair, beautiful eyes and smile. Opens her heart and home to her friends.
That girl is so fine, I think I'll call her Malanie!
Malanie by swirlybritches February 3, 2010
THE THICK QUEEN.. She’s a beautiful, kind, thick person.. Don’t fuck wit her or she will come for u and you’ll be on the ground.. Keep this girl close because she will have your back no matter what.. If your her best friend then your SUPPERR lucky because she will brighten ur day! End of story tho.. she’s thick, beautiful, and a queen, so if your with her.. treat her like a queen and I bet you’ll be her king ☺️
“Dude Maylani is beautiful and the thick queen”
Maylani by SAY IM CUTE February 20, 2019

Maylanese 

Spoken language of those by the name May, Melissa and/or Melaycha; typically referring to statement that doesn’t make a lick of sense to anyone other than those speaking it. Not quite gibberish, statements that do not begin or end with the intended affect.
“She’s speaking Maylanese again, must ne past her bedtime.”
Maylanese by LukeyB93 August 11, 2023

maylannie 

A beautiful, gorgeous female who’s personality is being a loving person
Maylannie is so gorgeous she’s probably taken.
maylannie by Rishblur November 22, 2021
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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