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This girl is a really good friend. She supports you no matter what! If you are Maylani's best friend then you are damn lucky cause this girl will never leave her true bestfriends. She is quiet and shy, but if she doesn't like you she won't stick around. Maylani does have a temper tho and if someone pisses her off SHE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU. No, but she will still treat you with respect. Trust me. This girl is one of a kind and what great too is that she's easy to get along with! Maylani's most especially get along with Alyssa's.
Maylani and an Alyssa remind me of "Jake and Fin!" in Adventure Time They are best friends forever, no matter what happens.
Maylani by The Truest You October 11, 2011
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Maylonie 

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. She's cool and athletic. Great hugger, funny, and she can stay up late.
When you date her you don't think of anybody else.
You wish your girlfriend was a Maylonie.
Gorgeous on the inside and out, a little shy at times but can cut loose with the best of them. Blonde hair, beautiful eyes and smile. Opens her heart and home to her friends.
That girl is so fine, I think I'll call her Malanie!
Malanie by swirlybritches February 3, 2010
THE THICK QUEEN.. She’s a beautiful, kind, thick person.. Don’t fuck wit her or she will come for u and you’ll be on the ground.. Keep this girl close because she will have your back no matter what.. If your her best friend then your SUPPERR lucky because she will brighten ur day! End of story tho.. she’s thick, beautiful, and a queen, so if your with her.. treat her like a queen and I bet you’ll be her king ☺️
“Dude Maylani is beautiful and the thick queen”
Maylani by SAY IM CUTE February 20, 2019

Maylanese 

Spoken language of those by the name May, Melissa and/or Melaycha; typically referring to statement that doesn’t make a lick of sense to anyone other than those speaking it. Not quite gibberish, statements that do not begin or end with the intended affect.
“She’s speaking Maylanese again, must ne past her bedtime.”
Maylanese by LukeyB93 August 11, 2023

maylannie 

A beautiful, gorgeous female who’s personality is being a loving person
Maylannie is so gorgeous she’s probably taken.
maylannie by Rishblur November 22, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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