Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.

Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!

Maximum Cumpacity by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

maximum capacity 

when your bases are loaded. when the toaster is full. when all three holes got a dick.

Kyle: Hey bro hit up Rob i met this cool chick and she's down for maximum capacity.

maximum capacity by raz December 28, 2016

maximum fart capacity 

The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".

Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.

maximum fart capacity by Kyle5 December 25, 2009

maximum douche capacity 

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.

1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"

maximum douche capacity by Pat Owen February 28, 2009

maximum bananage capacity 

The maximum amount of bananas a person could eat before adverse affects arise.

To be doped up.

guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?

maximum bananage capacity by heyzeus April 19, 2007

Maximum Pussy Capacity 

Getting as much vagina as possible for a certain person at a certain time.

"That gel in Clair's hair is really not letting him reach is maximum pussy capacity," Biskey said.

Maximum Pussy Capacity by kfcbizkits May 8, 2011

Maximum Finger Capacity 

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014

"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"

Maximum Finger Capacity by LancasterGary April 30, 2014