3 definitions by heyzeus

Batwing

The art of delicately draping one's ballsack on someone by gently spreading each testicle and slowly laying them down on their face. Think of it as an advanced t-bag.

Jeffery passed out so I gave him the batwing

by heyzeus January 14, 2015

Bananas

The prescription drug Percocet usually 10mg because there are yellow and somewhat resemble a bananna.
This word is used over the phone or to allude people that you want some percs.

If u can swallow 5 bananas at once without a drink; you are well on your way to becoming a heroin addict.

by heyzeus April 12, 2007

maximum bananage capacity

The maximum amount of bananas a person could eat before adverse affects arise.

To be doped up.

guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?

by heyzeus April 12, 2007