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maxerbation 

to masterbate for a lengthy time, twizzling the head (tip of the penis) throughout
masterbation for half an hour whilst twizzling his bell end,

basically, Maxerbation
maxerbation by Firhill April 24, 2008
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A slang term for Mother Dear. In the south the saying was "Madear"
Madear you look so beautiful today.
madear by ToyaNew January 26, 2017
A Steel/Fairy type Pokemon known for being an absolute sweeper in the competitive world. It is used mainly due to its good set-up moves, massive bulk, superb typing, great moveset, and high [SpAtk[
cyka blyat that guy with the magearna always destroys my entire damn team
Magearna by zulthyr January 21, 2021
A form of endearment for mom, or mother. A slang that originates from "madir" which came from "ma" which came from "mama"
Where is madear?
I love madear's cooking.
madear by pinkduchess December 10, 2011

Maxtard (Full retard mode) 

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..
Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

maxiareolaphobia 

The fear of large areolea. The fear of a sexual partner with large areola around the nipple
'Hey dude, Steph has huge areola'
'Shit really, im a sufferer of maxiareolaphobia'

Dave! Man did you hear that Alex is maxiareolaphobic?
maxiareolaphobia by Rizzlay July 9, 2011