twizzling

The female teabag. When a woman grinds her sex on someone's nose in a circular fashion, usually while asleep or unconscious.

"Twizzling is when a girls grinds her cunt on your nose," said Johnny." But never let a girl do it beacause you won't be able to smell for days."

by Squeege10 July 1, 2008

Twizzling

The wrapping of two boners into a a twizzler like single boner worth sucking by a third party.

They were twizzling so hard, I couldn't help but suck on it!

by Super Mister Candy Boners, sgt November 28, 2010

Twizzling

The act of inserting a twizzler into a girl's vagina and then eating it out.

Me and my girl were twizzling so much last night I think I got a cavity.

by Grand Master Goatee Jr. June 27, 2008

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016

sign twirling

Dramatic movement of a small sign by someone hired to attract motorists to a specific place of business. The best sign twirlers are very flamboyant and really grab your attention.

I went to the new restaurant's grand opening only because of the outstanding sign twirling at the intersection.

by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014

Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks

YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT

by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018

twiling

Tweaking and Wiling, can be used to describe anything, or anyone for anypurpose whatsoever

Ayo, That guy whos High out of his mind is twiling right now

by dasjfklo'a mjgofsp[a December 19, 2021