Mavita 

A typical fag

Get away from me Mavita!

Mavita by Chinese Clapping May 21, 2018

mavita

ma·vi·ta /məˈvi .tə/

noun (plural ma·vi·tas)

Etymology

Blend of Proto-Indo-European *mā- (imitative nursery root of infantile labial vocalization) + Latin vīta (life, mode of living).

1. Anthropology & Kinship

The foundational biological, emotional, and organizational locus of a familial unit; an individual serving as the primary stabilizer of domestic continuity and psychological development.

2. Informal, Humorous

A person exhibiting exceptional spatial recall and situational clairvoyance within a domestic environment, characterized by:

a. The capacity to locate obscured or displaced items without physical proximity (e.g., remote item retrieval via verbal triage).

b. An acute sensitivity to impending errors in judgment exhibited by dependents, often detected via subtle digital communication cues.

c. The ability to maintain baseline organizational and kinetic function through high doses of caffeinated stimulants and sheer physiological resolve.

(noun) Anyone who fiercely protects, unconditionally supports, and inevitably asks if you have a jacket before you leave the house.

"I’m thirty-four years old with a mortgage and a 401(k), but the second my "Mavita" used my full legal middle name, my soul temporarily left my body and I instinctively confessed to three things I hadn’t even done yet."

mavita by artis sanctisoly August 28, 2026

madita 

a wonderful, kind, and extremely pretty person and friend with a lovely attitude.
if you have a friend named madita you should be fucking grateful, cause it's probably the best thing that happened to you, my dear.
(never piss her off tho)

Hello Madita, you're looking beautiful today!
Oh, your name is Madita? Never heard of that.

madita by leanut February 25, 2019

Maita 

Beautiful. Smart. She is gifted with a lot of talents and has great potential at everything. Good taste in music. Good sense of humor. Down-to-earth and easy-going. Shy mystique. Lacks confidence. She is the bestest friend you'll ever have.

I want to see Maita dance.
Maita is a threat.

Maita by Maximus1101 August 11, 2019

marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

madita 

The most wunderfull person on earth. A big heart combined with a perfect Body, a smile which kills every try to say anything against her and a cute lovely face.

If you are able to spend your freetime with her dont miss it. With some cringe moments and actions which are cute while she is doing them. If you love her with every of her specialities and she loves you its like 6 strikes in Lotto. Her in your life makes it 1000 times better.

Madita just makes every day a better day.

madita by Surferboy0206 August 5, 2018

Marital aid 

Marital aid earplugs

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid

Marital aid by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016