Mavita 

A typical fag

Get away from me Mavita!

Mavita by Chinese Clapping May 21, 2018

madita 

a wonderful, kind, and extremely pretty person and friend with a lovely attitude.
if you have a friend named madita you should be fucking grateful, cause it's probably the best thing that happened to you, my dear.
(never piss her off tho)

Hello Madita, you're looking beautiful today!
Oh, your name is Madita? Never heard of that.

madita by leanut February 25, 2019

Maita 

Beautiful. Smart. She is gifted with a lot of talents and has great potential at everything. Good taste in music. Good sense of humor. Down-to-earth and easy-going. Shy mystique. Lacks confidence. She is the bestest friend you'll ever have.

I want to see Maita dance.
Maita is a threat.

Maita by Maximus1101 August 11, 2019

marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

madita 

The most wunderfull person on earth. A big heart combined with a perfect Body, a smile which kills every try to say anything against her and a cute lovely face.

If you are able to spend your freetime with her dont miss it. With some cringe moments and actions which are cute while she is doing them. If you love her with every of her specialities and she loves you its like 6 strikes in Lotto. Her in your life makes it 1000 times better.

Madita just makes every day a better day.

madita by Surferboy0206 August 5, 2018

Marital aid 

Marital aid earplugs

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid

Marital aid by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016

marita'd 

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.

You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.

marita'd by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021