Maurijuana 

My Name

Yo where the fuck that Maurijuana kid at?

Maurijuana by maurijuana February 23, 2009

marijuana peanut butter cup 

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

marijuana peanut butter cup by PWS27 July 11, 2017

marijuannabe 

1) Anyone who believes the best marijuana comes from somewhere other than Venice or the Emerald Triangle.
2) Engineers, physicists, mathematicians, chemists and overall nerds in college who still quote Towelie and have never gotten high themselves, or "...did it one time."
3) Mormon teenagers that finally say "no" to their parents, move from Utah to anywhere else and get jobs at the ski resorts, on the beach, in head shops or somewhere else irie. They may also become drug addicts and move from marijuana to something drastic very quickly, thus instantly nulling the sublime effect of marijuana and ruining their once amazing life.
4) Someone from the east coast that pays more than $100 per ounce for snicklefritz, or more than $300 for quality.
5) Someone who has never seen quality face to face but has only had access to snicklefritz.

"Just because you're a...marijuannabe, stinky-ass motherfucker. Tryin' ta get my shit but you can't you sucka..." Kottonmouth Kings - The Kottonmouth Xperience - Peace Pipe

marijuannabe by MrGreen27 October 23, 2009

marijuana 

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana

marijuana by what do you care June 16, 2003

Marijuana Philosopher 

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

Marijuana Philosopher by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

Marijuana mama 

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.

"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."

Marijuana mama by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020

mirijuanacle 

A miracle like situation causes by the effects of smoking marijuana.

Guy 1: how did you get over your phobia of spiders?

Guy 2: I got high and realized that spiders are not that scary.

Guy 1: it's a mirijuanacle!!

mirijuanacle by SamiMoein November 26, 2013