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Ass-maurader
1. Because of his many expeditions into the rectal portions of other men, Mark Hamilton is considered an Ass-maurader by many.
2. Mark Hamilton's continual invasion of his (male) secretary's ass eventually let to him being defined as an Ass-maurader.
3. An Ass-maurader, such as UA President Mark Hamilton, makes frequent journeys to the rectal regions of others.
2. Mark Hamilton's continual invasion of his (male) secretary's ass eventually let to him being defined as an Ass-maurader.
3. An Ass-maurader, such as UA President Mark Hamilton, makes frequent journeys to the rectal regions of others.
Ass-maurader by jj1221 October 17, 2009
Maurarize
Stop maurarizing that!
Don't maurarize, just live and be free.
Mr. Cox, what's on the exam?!? I can't stop maurarizing!
Don't maurarize, just live and be free.
Mr. Cox, what's on the exam?!? I can't stop maurarizing!
Maurarize by chemfreakout December 19, 2011
Mauranda
The most awe inspiring person you will every meet. Quirky and weird, but loving and adorable. Beautiful girl.
Mauranda by LalaLoopsy95 December 14, 2012
Maura Isles
Maura Isles is a Chief medical examiner in the TV series Rizzoli and Isles. She is a beautiful, 'in the closet' lesbian with her best friend, Detective Jane Rizzoli. Although they both know they are in love with eachother, neither will actually admit it.
Based on the bestselling Rizzoli and Isles books by Tess Gerritsen.
Based on the bestselling Rizzoli and Isles books by Tess Gerritsen.
Me: Why won't you just admit you're gay?
Friend: Because i'm not gay!
Me: Stop being so Maura Isles and just admit it!
Friend: Because i'm not gay!
Me: Stop being so Maura Isles and just admit it!
Maura Isles by TweetTheTwit April 9, 2012
Maurissa
A person with a free spirit and a kind heart. An individual that gives with no expectations. Someone as beautiful on the inside as they are on the outside. Someone you want to have in your corner.
That Maurissa sure is a pool shark
Maurissa by sunshine sunshine sunshine February 5, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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