Maurissa

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A person with a free spirit and a kind heart. An individual that gives with no expectations. Someone as beautiful on the inside as they are on the outside. Someone you want to have in your corner.

That Maurissa sure is a pool shark

Maurissa by sunshine sunshine sunshine February 5, 2010

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Maurissa

A young lady who has lots of heart and cares for her family and friends sometimes she has a problem with getting so attached and emotional with her lovers but that only shows that she cares for that person when u get a girl like her dont let her go

Hey Maurissa are you going to that party?

No i just want to stay home with my boyfriend

Maurissa by Queendance171717 January 26, 2017

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Maurissa

A badass rug munching lesbo who will bitch slap your ass back to Africa if you fuck with her.

The lesbian leg-lock is her speciality and she loves double fisting.

When it comes to men a Maurissa usually has the ability to wrap her legs around your face, suck you in and spit you out!

Most people want her (and lots get Maurissas).

Person 1: That girl is so hot!
Person 2: I know - she's such a Maurissa!

Maurissa by OthelloBloke October 30, 2010

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Marissa

A beautiful person inside and out a great friend and someone you want to be around all the time she will have a beautiful smile and attract you like metal to a magnet she will be your biggest crush but will never be available and if you are lucky enough to catch a Marissa never let her go.

Marissas are amazing

Marissa by Norman10 January 3, 2017

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Marissa'd

When someone replies to you with "Mhmm" with an intention to mock you

Vee: That movie didn't scare me at all
Fil: Mhmm
Vee: Wow I got Marissa'd

Marissa'd by fs18 October 6, 2022

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Marissa

Marissa is an amazing person, who is never intimidated by others. Marissa always gets through situations with the help her friends. Not to add, but she is also a kind-hearted, smart, thoughtful, funny, gorgeous, and caring person.

Boy 1: Did you see that girl over there?

Boy 2: Yeah, she gorgeous, I can tell she's a Marissa.

Marissa by nostalgia nikki May 27, 2017

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Pull a Marissa

Doing embarrassing things on live TV or before large audiences.

"I saw a TV reportage being filmed today and I totally pulled a marissa!"
"There's always some people in the audience of sports events who try to pull a marissa."

Pull a Marissa by BikoTU November 9, 2013

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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