mauney Share definition Flag a mauney is one who is a bad ass, very sexy and very athletic, ladies love them, and usually want to have their babies...a mauney is also usually very sarcastic and funny person 1 - "look at that guy, hes a bad ass...." person 2 - "no...hes a mauney!!!" mauney by wffan15 February 4, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the mauney mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch