a mauney is one who is a bad ass, very sexy and very athletic, ladies love them, and usually want to have their babies...a mauney is also usually very sarcastic and funny
person 1 - "look at that guy, hes a bad ass...."
person 2 - "no...hes a mauney!!!"
An old, hairy vagina marked by well worn usage and sporadic bald spotting of the pubic hair.
Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.