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Manhattan Mauler

We knew the Dems were going to fight dirty so we brought in the Manhattan Mauler.
Manhattan Mauler by JW Driver February 28, 2019
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Mauterstock 

The last name of royalty. There is no asking which Mauterstock when looking in the phone book because there are no other Mauterstocks.
Hello Mr. Mauterstock, I worship you.
Mauterstock by kendalljose October 14, 2008

Memphis Mauler 

A tremendous strap on of notable girth and length which has the potential to cause permanent anal disfigurement.
Even the most daring among the trannies quaked at the sight and refused to ride the Memphis Mauler
Memphis Mauler by Blinggy August 17, 2017

Typical Mailers 

A term used to describe people who conform to the usual or expected standards and patterns of behavior, often seen as lacking creativity or originality. It's often used in a negative or dismissive way.
1. "I'm tired of hanging out with these typical mailers, I need some new friends who think outside the box"

2. "This company is full of typical mailers, no one dares to speak out and share new ideas."

Muffin Top Mauler 

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.
While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!
Muffin Top Mauler by sdot_45_$$ October 30, 2011
A derivation of the shocker, this sexual act of inserting two crossed fingers into the vaginal and anal openings of a female, respectively, is known to be very effective in pleasuring sorority girls and small town sluts.
"That girl didn't know how to be noisy, so I had to give her the mauler."
mauler by nate d. September 27, 2006