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Vampire: The Masquerade 

A popular tabletop and live-action roleplaying game from White Wolf publishing portraying vampires in modern times, and also in other eras.

See also: Brujah, Gangrel, Ventrue, Camarilla
I'm tired of D&D; let's play Vampire.

Meat Masquerade

The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.

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Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.

Masquerade

1)A party which is celebrated with masks.

2)An art in Japan where a mask is painted with different styles and colors.

3)An hentai which features a boy named Gen that is cursed by his family's bloodline.
1)Me and my friend Micheal went to a Madquerade because there wasn't any thing on T.V.

2)Masquerading is boring! GIMMIE A GAY RAINBOW COLOR!

3)This hentai,Masquerade has a bad storyline and bad english dubbing!Plus they censor the penis and vaginas!
Masquerade by John Glen April 6, 2007

Maskquerade

When you act as if you are a better-looking person than what you look like in real life by dressing smartly because your face mask conceals your facial flaws, or you pretend to be a plain Jane via a face mask to avoid or minimize any public stare by dressing sloppily.
Since the start of the pandemic, millions of women (and a few thousand men) have saved lots of money on cosmetics, because they maskquerade themselves so well on those days when they need to go back to the office.
Maskquerade by Covido March 9, 2022

Masquerade

An event or party of sorts where participants hold or wear masques (yes, masquerade masques), props, and most of the time, more favorably, costumes. Think of it as a game, where whoever can keep there identity hidden the longest wins. According to some experts, masquerade balls were a feature of the Carnival season in the 15th century, and involved increasingly elaborate allegorical Royal Entries, pageants and triumphal processions celebrating marriages and other events of late medieval court life. They became popular throughout main Europe in the 17th and 18th centuries, sometimes with fatal results. Masquerade balls were sometimes set as a game among the guests. Obviously, the masked guests were supposedly dressed so as to be unidentifiable. This would create the "game" to see if a guest could determine each other's identities. It added a humorous effect to many masques and parties, and enabled a more enjoyable version of typical balls. It's basically as a circus or Halloween party, although, they're thrown pretty much anytime of year. It's an interesting twist because there are so many themes you can pick, it's impossible to be bored (but if the theme's not your style, don't show up). They're also known as a masquerade party or a masquerade ball.
People should throw masquerades more often. Those are real parties!
Masquerade by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire November 24, 2014

Maskquerade Ball 

Definition:

A Maskquerade Ball is any social event regardless of sophistication in which participants gather, wear protective masks, and at least provide lip service to following social distancing guidelines to stop the spread of Covid-19. Costumes, decadence, and/or haughty self-absorbed party guests may be present but not required unlike Masquerade Balls.
Usage:
Chad: Damn, Gina is looking 🔥 tonight at the maskquerade ball with that N95 covering her hairy upper lip. I wish I could hit that but... you know... Covid.

Todd: Shit, get on that. Social distancing don’t matter, we’re millennials. YOLO!
Maskquerade Ball by cMc-WvW July 13, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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