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Maskquerade

When you act as if you are a better-looking person than what you look like in real life by dressing smartly because your face mask conceals your facial flaws, or you pretend to be a plain Jane via a face mask to avoid or minimize any public stare by dressing sloppily.
Since the start of the pandemic, millions of women (and a few thousand men) have saved lots of money on cosmetics, because they maskquerade themselves so well on those days when they need to go back to the office.
Maskquerade by Covido March 9, 2022
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Maskquerade Ball 

Definition:

A Maskquerade Ball is any social event regardless of sophistication in which participants gather, wear protective masks, and at least provide lip service to following social distancing guidelines to stop the spread of Covid-19. Costumes, decadence, and/or haughty self-absorbed party guests may be present but not required unlike Masquerade Balls.
Usage:
Chad: Damn, Gina is looking 🔥 tonight at the maskquerade ball with that N95 covering her hairy upper lip. I wish I could hit that but... you know... Covid.

Todd: Shit, get on that. Social distancing don’t matter, we’re millennials. YOLO!
Maskquerade Ball by cMc-WvW July 13, 2020

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile 

Vampire: The Masquerade 

A popular tabletop and live-action roleplaying game from White Wolf publishing portraying vampires in modern times, and also in other eras.

See also: Brujah, Gangrel, Ventrue, Camarilla
I'm tired of D&D; let's play Vampire.

Meat Masquerade

The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.

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Ball Monocle
Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.

Masquerading 

Hiding as, pretending to be, playing as, in the position as. Imagine if your at a Masquerade Ball; You wear masks to hide yourself.
I am the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend
Masquerading by Music2Luv1 July 15, 2011

Masquerade

1)A party which is celebrated with masks.

2)An art in Japan where a mask is painted with different styles and colors.

3)An hentai which features a boy named Gen that is cursed by his family's bloodline.
1)Me and my friend Micheal went to a Madquerade because there wasn't any thing on T.V.

2)Masquerading is boring! GIMMIE A GAY RAINBOW COLOR!

3)This hentai,Masquerade has a bad storyline and bad english dubbing!Plus they censor the penis and vaginas!
Masquerade by John Glen April 6, 2007
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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