matzaflari 

Greek multiple use word for item or male reproductive organ.

1. big, flexible penis
2. large item
3. item with unknown use, name
4. pointless paraphernalia

1. Petros: "ti ine afto to matzaflari?"
Ilias : "den ksero"
(what is this matzaflari? i dont know)

2. tha sou hoso to matzaflari eki pou kseris
(you know where i'm going to stick the matzaflari)

3. dose mou to matzaflari gia tis vides
(give me the screwing tool-matzaflari //* in case the speaker forgot the word describing the tool, in this case, the screwdriver)

matzaflari by Professors Yuri and Sayid, University of Princeton September 9, 2006

matzofarian

A dreadlocked jewish kid with who loves loves jam bands, and lives on his parents trust fund. Basically a jewish trustafarian. You can usually find them areas with concentrated dirty hippie populations such as Boulder CO. or Burlington VT. They typically cling to one esoteric gimmick after another and have no ability to understand the self sustaining masses. They have a prepensity for giving themselves too much credit, and honestly believe that they have earned what has been given to them.

One of my lab partners in my environmental science class is a vegan matzofarian who won't shut up about his trancefusion music collective.

matzofarian by shanty23 July 22, 2011