1. matza (n.) Flat bread that is eaten by faithful Jews (often spelled as matzah or matzoh).
2. Matza (n.) A Jewish whore, often the daughter of a rabbi.
2. Matza (n.) A Jewish whore, often the daughter of a rabbi.
For meaning #1:
The rebbe was very pleased when his shipment of kosher matza arrived from Tel Aviv.
For meaning #2:
a)
Rabbi Goldstein: I banged Matza at the Chabad yesterday, it was very delightful.
Reb Moshe: Oh really? I heard she was offering a shabbat discount!
b)
Biology Professor: Among other things, semen contains a great deal of sugars, specifically fructose, which serves as the main source of energy for sperm
cells...
Matza: *raises hand* Professor, but if sperm contains sugar fructose, why isn't it sweet?!
*class breaks out in hysterical laughter*
Biology Professor: *irritated* That, young lady, is because the receptors for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, and not on the back of the throat!
The rebbe was very pleased when his shipment of kosher matza arrived from Tel Aviv.
For meaning #2:
a)
Rabbi Goldstein: I banged Matza at the Chabad yesterday, it was very delightful.
Reb Moshe: Oh really? I heard she was offering a shabbat discount!
b)
Biology Professor: Among other things, semen contains a great deal of sugars, specifically fructose, which serves as the main source of energy for sperm
cells...
Matza: *raises hand* Professor, but if sperm contains sugar fructose, why isn't it sweet?!
*class breaks out in hysterical laughter*
Biology Professor: *irritated* That, young lady, is because the receptors for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, and not on the back of the throat!
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The slang term for curly or "Jewish" like sideburns. Can be used to describe a non-Jew as long as their hair or sideburns at least are curly.
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T: "Bet he's hung like a camel though!"
M: "He's gotta butt-chin and sum massive sideburns."
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