Mattshamu

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A man of all kinds.. The life of the party. A man that is a genuine friend and always there. A man that constantly gets stuck in the friend zone and is not afraid to talk about it. This guy loves getting ridiculous amounts of money and having a good time! You will know when you meet a mattshamu.. LEON!

We were all kind of bored just lounging around when all of a sudden Mattshamu stopped by and turned it into a maaadd party where we all got ridiculous amounts of money!

Mattshamu by justsomegreeble January 19, 2011

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Matthaus

Matthaus has the biggest dick in the group. Great editing skills and could probably potentially be a great youtuber.

If Matthaus had a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.

Matthaus by Anonymousmiss April 18, 2018

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matthaeus

He is the the ancient Greek god of sex. People belived that he sends children in the world by making hardcore sex. Matthaeus is the most imoprtant god afer Zeus. Those who have big dicks and perfect tits are believed that they are ancestors of Matthaeus

Perfect tits are said to be sent by Matthaeus

matthaeus by Hobbok Ton :) February 6, 2014

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matthäus

Matthäus is always a good friend and he has a huge cock

Matthäus is a name

matthäus by Autisticfucktard January 2, 2017

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matthaus

Smarter boy in class and is friends with girls named Natalie and Ella.

hoe ass matthaus

matthaus by truqlover February 21, 2020

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Walter Matthau

When one busts a nut. Then the loose fat on their face begins to shake and wiggle.

I was giving my girl the bilbo baggins when unbenounced to me I busted a nut and performed a Walter Matthau.

Walter Matthau by fuckass#1 February 10, 2004

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walter matthau

a man who has never even been with 12 miles of a plastic surgeon, Walt opts for the natural look, that of a dried bowl of grapes. star of classic films such as Grumpy Old Men, The Couch Trip and Charley Varnick... and Dennis, in which he portrays Mr.Wilson. what a guy.

"Hey Mr.Willllllllllllsooooon!"
"Dennis! Don't touch my gold coin collection!!"

walter matthau by failure33object August 7, 2006

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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