Mattshamu

A man of all kinds.. The life of the party. A man that is a genuine friend and always there. A man that constantly gets stuck in the friend zone and is not afraid to talk about it. This guy loves getting ridiculous amounts of money and having a good time! You will know when you meet a mattshamu.. LEON!

We were all kind of bored just lounging around when all of a sudden Mattshamu stopped by and turned it into a maaadd party where we all got ridiculous amounts of money!

Mattshamu by justsomegreeble January 19, 2011

Matthaus 

Matthaus has the biggest dick in the group. Great editing skills and could probably potentially be a great youtuber.

If Matthaus had a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.

Matthaus by Anonymousmiss April 18, 2018

matthaeus

He is the the ancient Greek god of sex. People belived that he sends children in the world by making hardcore sex. Matthaeus is the most imoprtant god afer Zeus. Those who have big dicks and perfect tits are believed that they are ancestors of Matthaeus

Perfect tits are said to be sent by Matthaeus

matthaeus by Hobbok Ton :) February 6, 2014

matthäus

Matthäus is always a good friend and he has a huge cock

Matthäus is a name

matthäus by Autisticfucktard January 2, 2017

matthaus 

Smarter boy in class and is friends with girls named Natalie and Ella.

hoe ass matthaus

matthaus by truqlover February 21, 2020

Walter Matthau 

When one busts a nut. Then the loose fat on their face begins to shake and wiggle.

I was giving my girl the bilbo baggins when unbenounced to me I busted a nut and performed a Walter Matthau.

Walter Matthau by fuckass#1 February 10, 2004

walter matthau 

a man who has never even been with 12 miles of a plastic surgeon, Walt opts for the natural look, that of a dried bowl of grapes. star of classic films such as Grumpy Old Men, The Couch Trip and Charley Varnick... and Dennis, in which he portrays Mr.Wilson. what a guy.

"Hey Mr.Willllllllllllsooooon!"
"Dennis! Don't touch my gold coin collection!!"

walter matthau by failure33object August 7, 2006