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Mattshamu

A man of all kinds.. The life of the party. A man that is a genuine friend and always there. A man that constantly gets stuck in the friend zone and is not afraid to talk about it. This guy loves getting ridiculous amounts of money and having a good time! You will know when you meet a mattshamu.. LEON!
We were all kind of bored just lounging around when all of a sudden Mattshamu stopped by and turned it into a maaadd party where we all got ridiculous amounts of money!
by justsomegreeble January 19, 2011
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Matthaus

Matthaus has the biggest dick in the group. Great editing skills and could probably potentially be a great youtuber.
If Matthaus had a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.
by Anonymousmiss April 18, 2018
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matthaeus

He is the the ancient Greek god of sex. People belived that he sends children in the world by making hardcore sex. Matthaeus is the most imoprtant god afer Zeus. Those who have big dicks and perfect tits are believed that they are ancestors of Matthaeus
Perfect tits are said to be sent by Matthaeus
by Hobbok Ton :) February 6, 2014
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matthäus

Matthäus is always a good friend and he has a huge cock
Matthäus is a name
by Autisticfucktard January 2, 2017
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matthaus

Smarter boy in class and is friends with girls named Natalie and Ella.
hoe ass matthaus
by truqlover February 21, 2020
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Walter Matthau

When one busts a nut. Then the loose fat on their face begins to shake and wiggle.
I was giving my girl the bilbo baggins when unbenounced to me I busted a nut and performed a Walter Matthau.
by fuckass#1 February 10, 2004
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walter matthau

a man who has never even been with 12 miles of a plastic surgeon, Walt opts for the natural look, that of a dried bowl of grapes. star of classic films such as Grumpy Old Men, The Couch Trip and Charley Varnick... and Dennis, in which he portrays Mr.Wilson. what a guy.
"Hey Mr.Willllllllllllsooooon!"
"Dennis! Don't touch my gold coin collection!!"
by failure33object August 7, 2006
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