matthaeus

He is the the ancient Greek god of sex. People belived that he sends children in the world by making hardcore sex. Matthaeus is the most imoprtant god afer Zeus. Those who have big dicks and perfect tits are believed that they are ancestors of Matthaeus

Perfect tits are said to be sent by Matthaeus

matthaeus by Hobbok Ton :) February 6, 2014

Matthaeus

An awesome cool guy with a bangin garfield sweatshirt. Matthaeus is also a greek god.

OMG I LOVE MATTHAEUS

Matthaeus by stink meister May 23, 2022

maison matthews indicator 

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.

Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

maison matthews indicator by ichimuko August 31, 2020

Dylan Matthews 

THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.

-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!

Dylan Matthews by troublemaker :) August 4, 2019

Dylan Matthews 

Dylan Matthews is a rare plant that only grows in Minnesota. Even though this special plant is as large as a tree, it's also thin like bamboo. To make sure that the Dylan Matthew will survive, it needs a lot of sour patch kids and bad movies. Otherwise Dylan will not participate and is in trouble. Another special feature about this really unique plant is, that it makes interesting noises in the wind, like "yikes", "it's a misdirect" and "misoa is my girlfriend".

"I forgot to take care of my Dylan Matthews plant. Now Dylan is in trouble."

Dylan Matthews by sabrinamelody August 12, 2019

Maison Matthews 

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.

Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying

Maison Matthews by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020

maison matthews indicator 

One of analysts top indicator on what NOT to do.

When the maison matthews indicator goes off i’m throwing the heloc into 3x inverses. risk off

maison matthews indicator by RetardedWarrenBuffet September 1, 2020