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matthaus 

Smarter boy in class and is friends with girls named Natalie and Ella.
hoe ass matthaus
matthaus by truqlover February 21, 2020

Matthaus 

Person 1: Yo, Matthaus is such a simp!
Person 2: Yeah, no one more simppppy than

the simp Lord!
Matthaus by Cool kid 2090 March 11, 2020
Matthäus is always a good friend and he has a huge cock
Matthäus is a name
matthäus by Autisticfucktard January 2, 2017
A Matthäus is an amazing, handsome, funny, tall and ridiculous guy with the greatest and most wonderful smile on earth. He is not that self-confident but not shy. When he gets to know people, he will be kind to them after he talked more to them. Often he can sing and has a very beautiful, deep voice.
He also loves to play with children and wants to have a family later.
He is a gift of god, and if you get a Matthäus as a boyfriend, be proud.
He is such an amazing person. It must be a Matthäus! :D
matthäus by janina144 March 5, 2017

Dirty Matthaus Papst

When you insert your 60 cm python cock that has been dipped in peanut butter into your dogs mouth so that they clean it and make it wet before you fuck a dead body into orgasm.
I heard you had a Dirty Matthaus Papst last night how was it
Dirty Matthaus Papst by Mythic Wizard February 20, 2024

Mattheus 

An amazing guy who is great to talk to. Good looking. He tends to have a joke, but not everyone gets his humor. He doesn't like relationships but he fancies someone. He loves his family and friends more than anything.
Mattheus.
Mattheus by akisstooshort January 15, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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