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Matthaus has the biggest dick in the group. Great editing skills and could probably potentially be a great youtuber.
by Anonymousmiss August 17, 2017
I was giving my girl the bilbo baggins when unbenounced to me I busted a nut and performed a Walter Matthau.
by fuckass#1 February 10, 2004
a man who has never even been with 12 miles of a plastic surgeon, Walt opts for the natural look, that of a dried bowl of grapes. star of classic films such as Grumpy Old Men, The Couch Trip and Charley Varnick... and Dennis, in which he portrays Mr.Wilson. what a guy.
by failure33object April 24, 2005
The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.
Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!
My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
by captain jeff January 31, 2008
When you insert your 60 cm python cock that has been dipped in peanut butter into your dogs mouth so that they clean it and make it wet before you fuck a dead body into orgasm.
by Mythic Wizard February 21, 2024
by Cool kid 2090 March 11, 2020