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That cripple isn't smarter than I am you discount Jennifer Lawrence-looking slut.
Hym "The people Chris considers smarter than him are stupid to me."
Smarter by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Smarter than Bryce

A level of intelligence we all possess.
A: How smart are you?
B: Smarter than Bryce.
A: omg same lol

Smarter Child

A really retarded robot that doesn't remember anything from before your latest two lines.
me: *cries*
SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.

me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?

me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.

me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!

me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!

me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?

Smarter Child

a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.
Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.



Jack says:
stop the advertising please

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?

Jack says:
because i said so

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?



Jed says:
how old are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.

Jed says:
Me too!!

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!



Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.



Leanne says:
i love you

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.



Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?

Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
Smarter Child by ZCMC April 5, 2009

Smarter Child

me. (8:07:42 PM): how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Smarter Child (8:07:42 PM): A choodwuck would wuck lots of chood if it could wuck chood.
me. (8:08:06 PM): wtf?
Smarter Child (8:08:06 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Smarter Child by klsdjf;lk June 30, 2008

smarter child

an amazing way to spend time stoned.
a robot invented by AIM to help kids with homework or something like that, but basically...its amazing.
real convo with smarter child

21:36 SmarterChild: What up?
21:37 XXXXXXX: your dick
21:37 SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it big?
21:37 SmarterChild: What do you think?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it?
21:37 SmarterChild: It's not.
smarter child by Brigid89 August 19, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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