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Maitland 

Extremely awesome. Very nice and has pretty eyes. Maitland's are very aggressive when they are messed with. I wouldn't get on a Maitland's bad side if I were you. Maitland's fit in well and know there place and will fight till the deaths to defend it.
She's such a Maitland.
Did you see that fight today? There was definatly a Maitland going on there.
Maitland by Blahblahblaaaal February 17, 2010
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maitland 

a suburban town located north of Orlando. basically the same as Winter Park, but without Park Avenue.
Maitland has some nice neighborhoods on the east side and not-so-nice neighborhoods on the west side.
maitland by Ho-Town November 15, 2005

maitland 

the act of throwing your bag or spitting on another person
here comes maitland watch out he might spit on you

yo, you totally maitlanded on that guy
maitland by bigboy7012 April 25, 2019

maitland 

the most annoying person you’ll ever meet.

always takes things the wrong way, and will constantly bug you about it.

you’ll find yourself repeating the same thing over and over again, while he asks the same things over and over again.

extremely needy and is constantly begging.

likes victimise himself. and tried to guilt you back.

better off without him.
omg maitland is so annoying.

why is maitland so desperate and needy?

all maitland does is annoy me, i wish i didn’t even know him
maitland by judgemental.bitch December 24, 2019

Maitland gang 

MG,a group of boys who party hard an slam beers an moek beanios
Maitland gang by Owee Matt January 15, 2019

Maitland Monkey 

This sexual act involves a male, following a blowjob ,ejaculating all over his female companions face then, whilst she is temporarily blinded the guy throw a pre-hidden stash of pube trimmings on his unsuspecting victums face. The male then sits back and watch his friend do the funky monkey dance as she wipes crab-forest from her eyes
Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.

Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.
Maitland Monkey by Ando2 February 23, 2010

Maitland Middle School

natalie went to maitland middle school, she sucks
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