mattlad 

somebody who has a head shaped like an apple

did u see him? he was a genuine mattlad

mattlad by joe de jong May 17, 2011

That's so mattledud 

This would be used after mattledud says anything at all. Note: The "so" should be in italics.

That's so mattledud

That's so mattledud by mattledud April 29, 2011

mattadilla 

A hastily made meal comprised of two freshly store-bought torillas stuffed full of Walmart brand cheddar cheese and nuked in a $35 Sunbeam microwave for exactly one minute and thirty seconds.

Traditional preparation methods dictate that the finished product should be cut into even slices with butter knife (the pizza cutter was dirty) and slathered in pools of the cheapest hot sauce available to give the recipient the illusion that they are not just eating microwaved bread and cheese.

--Engineered, perfected, and consumed soley by a college student named Matt.--

Fuck, one bite into my mattadilla and I already have hot sauce on my shirt.

mattadilla by Marfan67 September 1, 2018

Mattland 

Mattland is the happiest place on earth! Just check out Matt8Mccall on TikTok. Damn those hips give me all the feels.

Hey have you visited Mattland today? He is on fire today with that dance!

Mattland by Pumagirl67 September 26, 2020

mattlations 

Mattlations a stage name for a non-frat boy named matt. Mattlations is an iconic dj putting many people on artists such as the weekend, sundriver ca, dayglow, nirvana, and many more. Mattlations is also a renowned boxer as he boxed a tree and came out on top. Mattlations is a beloved student of msu, but his god complex steers him into the wrong direction occasionally. However, mattlations like most tragic disney movie characters has one person to bring him back when he fucks up- i mean makes a small error and that person is emily.

“Yea mattlations just put me on to some serious music, and i might just listen to the podcast later.”

or

“Mattlations just threatened to ban me in dms because I said he was a simp for emily but it’s literally in pins, but emily saved me. Stan Emily”

mattlations by bandito1 July 21, 2021

MattDaddy 

taken from the reference to MacDaddy, which he isn't. MattDaddy is a blogger who talks about his kids, being a father/husband, technical stuff, and the Boston Redsox

A MattDaddy is someone who is devoted to his family, a good father, and a good enough husband for the wife to tolerate his sorry stinkin butt.

MattDaddy by ravensensei January 20, 2009

MATTADADDY 

This is a word to make you ask someone a question. But you havta say it fast as to disguise your purpose, "What's a mattadaddy?" matter. daddy. What is a matter daddy. When they ask you whats a matter, just say "well its ok son dont worry about it..."

Hey, what's a matter daddy??? . . .

fun joke to play... "whats a matter daddy???" aka MATTADADDY

MATTADADDY by Simon Bright January 5, 2008