Matthewsing
Matthewsing by Dbutts888 September 29, 2021
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Mattressing
When you're at a house party, and you've drinken too much, and go to lay down in an empty room and inadvertently end up in bed with 5 or more people. While everyone else either falls off or leaves, one, or even two couples will stay and makeout on you. Literally on you, making you their 'mattress'.
Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;)
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!
Mattressing by TheMattressGirl August 4, 2012
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mattressing
An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK).
Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.
Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.
"ive got two mattresses with wheels and a case of beer"
"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"
"aight"
"beer me"
"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"
"aight"
"beer me"
mattressing by jimmiboy February 8, 2006
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matthewsfag
The best person in the world. All of y’all are jealous of them, and y’all can’t deny it 🙄. They’re ALOT better than you. Why? They’re really smart. Duh
“My dream is to be like matthewsfag”
matthewsfag by matthewsfag June 20, 2021
mattressing
an act of solo love originating from eccles manchester england where one takes the cardboacrd tube from the centre of a bog roll,packs it with a lube of your choice,traps it between bed and mattress and gives it a good rogering
mattressing by harry dent March 1, 2009
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