matthewsfag

The best person in the world. All of y’all are jealous of them, and y’all can’t deny it 🙄. They’re ALOT better than you. Why? They’re really smart. Duh

“My dream is to be like matthewsfag”

matthewsfag by matthewsfag June 20, 2021

Matthewshay 

Someone who has a deep love of firetrucks more than people

Bro you're being such a matthewshay right now!

Matthewshay by ᴘͥʀᴜsʜᴋͣᴀͫ April 21, 2022

MatthewSingsBabyShark 

The word is used when something impossible or astonishing occurs.

Michael, your talent show was MatthewSingsBabyShark.

MatthewSingsBabyShark by TheProNamer September 16, 2022

MatthewSingsBabyShark 

The word used when something impossible or astonishing

'Michael's talent show was funny, like MatthewSingsBabyShark.'

MatthewSingsBabyShark by TheProNamer September 16, 2022

Matthewsing

To do fuck all work, while at work and making bags of cash

Craig, you working hard or matthewsing?

Matthewsing by Dbutts888 September 29, 2021

matthewstasia 

a stinky boy who is afraid of showering. he’s a family guy who usually values the opinions of his parents/siblings, unless hygiene is involved. some may go as far as to call him a “walking shart”

“Hey Matthewstasia! How was your morning?”
“Great! I woke up, didn’t shower, and sniffed my own farts for a few hours!”

matthewstasia by matthewstasia July 5, 2023

matthewsating 

Accusing another person of performing acts of either incest, pedophilia or beastiality.

Greg was matthewsating Muhammed about him sleeping with his dog Lexi.

matthewsating by Btreazee February 9, 2024