matthewsating 

Accusing another person of performing acts of either incest, pedophilia or beastiality.

Greg was matthewsating Muhammed about him sleeping with his dog Lexi.

matthewsating by Btreazee February 9, 2024

MatthewSingsBabyShark 

The word is used when something impossible or astonishing occurs.

Michael, your talent show was MatthewSingsBabyShark.

MatthewSingsBabyShark by TheProNamer September 16, 2022

MatthewSingsBabyShark 

The word used when something impossible or astonishing

'Michael's talent show was funny, like MatthewSingsBabyShark.'

MatthewSingsBabyShark by TheProNamer September 16, 2022

Matthewsing

To do fuck all work, while at work and making bags of cash

Craig, you working hard or matthewsing?

Matthewsing by Dbutts888 September 29, 2021

Matthewsation 

Accusing somebody of commiting acts of pedophilia incest or beastiality

Jerry was throwing Matthewsations at me

Matthewsation by Btreazee February 10, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019