Matthans 

Independent woman

Wow she works 7 days a week and doesn't need anyone to support her to include government programs, she must be a Matthans.

Matthans by Mrs. Dictionary July 11, 2020

Matthaney 

A non-stop selfie taking bro elected to power on an woke agenda.

You see Supervisor Joe pull a matthaney by showing up to a funeral in the TL for 5 minutes to take a selfie and post it on Twitter before running off to sip IPA's with his trust-fund friends.

Matthaney by TotalRecallSF December 2, 2021

Matthan 

pronounced: muh-ton

Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God'

Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to perfect as a man can possibly be. They excel in anything they attempt, they achieve greatness with the littlest of effort. They are extremely good looking, 'beautiful' you might say, in a masculine way. Their wits baffle the most intelligent, their wisdom challenges the most enlightened. But their natural humble nature keeps them from showing off their virtues arrogantly. The loins of all women burn with desire for a Matthan, however, they are very scarce and many spend a good part of their lives looking for one.

wow look at that Matthan I wish I could have a fraction of his amazing-ness

girl one: how was your date?

girl two: it was unreal, the greatest night of my entire life, like a dream... I think he might be a Matthan

Matthan by John Addams July 17, 2009

Matthaus 

Matthaus has the biggest dick in the group. Great editing skills and could probably potentially be a great youtuber.

If Matthaus had a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.

Matthaus by Anonymousmiss April 18, 2018

matthäus

Matthäus is always a good friend and he has a huge cock

Matthäus is a name

matthäus by Autisticfucktard January 2, 2017

matthaus 

Smarter boy in class and is friends with girls named Natalie and Ella.

hoe ass matthaus

matthaus by truqlover February 21, 2020

Matthan 

Tall and lanky and the warmest heart.

He's super chaotic and is the loudest one at a party, but he is the best person to talk with about your emotions.

Caring, sweet, understanding, funny but has a mysterious past.

Matthan can adapt to most people and change the way he acts depending on people and circumstances. He can do the most idiotic things around his friends but the sweetest and most understanding when you seem upset or need to just vent about emotions. Definitely someone to get to know whether you're a guy or gal.

He's very good at talking to strangers and great at making kids laugh and playing games with them. Normally in a good mood and very playful but sometimes has a mood swing and turns into a rock.

Matthan is very closed off emotionally so if he seeks your attention you'd have to be truly special to him. If you ever get together with Matthan he will be just as loving and dedicated plus so much more. He won't intentionally pursue you without him seeing something really special in you so don't doubt it when he compliments you because he probably means it 100x more.

Matthan treats her with so much love and respect.
I know, he's so good to his girlfriend, she seems so much happier with him.
Matthan is so understanding and I feel a huge weight lifted off my shoulders when I talk to him.

Matthan by Longing lover of Matthan April 3, 2022