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A Mattese is a short italian man. Very handsome and good looking and loves Mortadella. Mattese's act like homosexuals when they are with the boys (guys they are comfortable with and share everything with). Mattese's will also have curly brown hair that looks like a perm but is sworn to be natural.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is a short italian with curly brown hair and has two side chicks named Gabe and Adam!

Girl 2: You have a handsome Mattese! Never leave him because if you do, i'll take him!
Mattese by dcvexo October 9, 2021
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We made it great; my vote mattered 

We made it great; my vote mattered

Meaning is when a majority of African Americans voters along with other races come together to vote in a President that is more fit for this country.
When groups of people come together to vote into position a new bill that’s more qualified with better ideas or plans.
1. Person: The bill was passed there will be no discriminating at food franchises towards homeless people,
2. Person: We made it great; my vote mattered ...

BY : GiovanniDYMillYentei

mattsexual 

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.
I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
mattsexual by MCD December 16, 2013

maltesers 

The sweetest and most delisious candy ever
crispyball with a taste of honey over rolled with milk chocklate
- Yo pass me those Maltesers
maltesers by THe_RZA May 22, 2005

Maltese Falcon 

Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
A man or woman of honour from the great islands surrounded by deep blue Mediterranean sea of Malta.
Maltese are people of great history, and of great tradition and culture.
Maltese by Forever Maltese April 1, 2008
A person from the Medterranean country Malta
Hey your from Malta
Maltese by dillon October 16, 2003
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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