A Mattese is a short italian man. Very handsome and good looking and loves Mortadella. Mattese's act like homosexuals when they are with the boys (guys they are comfortable with and share everything with). Mattese's will also have curly brown hair that looks like a perm but is sworn to be natural.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is a short italian with curly brown hair and has two side chicks named Gabe and Adam!
Girl 2: You have a handsome Mattese! Never leave him because if you do, i'll take him!
Girl 2: You have a handsome Mattese! Never leave him because if you do, i'll take him!
by dcvexo October 9, 2021