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Definitions by dillon

Oxo cube 

The insertion of ones thumb into the anus with the simultaneous insertion of ones index finger into the vaginal opening. finger and thumb are then massaged together resembling the crumbling of an oxo cube.
Ask Jon 'oxo cube boy' Ore
Oxo cube by dillon May 13, 2005
Means something is good value for money, shortened down version of bargain.
Easyjet, chomps when they were 10p, just Baguettes in Aylesbury etc..
Bargs! by Dillon May 13, 2005

oxo cube 

Applies to the insertion of the finger into the vaginal passage with the simultaneous insertion of the thumb in the anus, then a the two digits are massaged together as crumbling an oxo cube.
Ask Jon 'Oxo Cube Boy' Ore
oxo cube by Dillon March 16, 2005

Skip Creature 

Racial Termonology for an asian person (includes Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshi, Nepalese, Afghanistan etc...)
Skip Creature by Dillon March 16, 2005
to fuck someone in their ass, and ride them down the stairs.
I tabagoned adeel malik.
tabagon by dillon February 19, 2005

official 

An oral sexual act.
Often used for fellatio, but can be used to refer to other oral sex acts, like handjobs, anal stimulation, tonguing, ect...
"She gives the best official!" - "I had the hawtest official last night."
official by Dillon February 6, 2005
someone who lives next to oak super market and more often then not does crack matt cutser
Dude matt custer stop smoking crack you oakie
oakie by dillon February 1, 2005