Mattes

A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style

I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me

by Frank 21222 April 17, 2009

Mattes

A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish

Dude, is that a mattes on your pants

by Chappy of the Rocks April 17, 2009

Mattes

One of the sexiest guys that live on earth. And a big womanizer. Even with his big belly he flirts with every woman and can easily get a number or snapchat. He's like eating girls for breakfast Usually orange hair everywhere. Has a lot of brothers that all look the same.

Wow, this guy is charming like a Mattes!
Looking for your girlfriend, she is probably with Mattes.

by Mehmed A. November 29, 2021

matt on matt

When Matt finds Matt sexual (AKA Matt the animated character)

Damn Matt on Matt action is great!

by Ariana Riverlyn October 10, 2017

A Matt

Describing a bad/clueless player that thinks they're doing good, even though they are completely useless.

"WOW you are such a matt"

by DisDaSing December 21, 2011

to matt

to be god on the outside but a five year old on the inside

The verb to matt; Matthew Daddario matts when he's being silly.

by lolurnotmattdaddario April 01, 2017

Matte

Usually used to describe a makeup color. Matte being no shimmer, flat.

I wanted to get this matte brown eye shadow but all they had was shimmer.

by Mister Potato Head July 30, 2010