Mattes

A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style

I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me

by Frank 21222 April 16, 2009

Mattes

A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish

Dude, is that a mattes on your pants

by Chappy of the Rocks April 16, 2009

Mattes

One of the sexiest guys that live on earth. And a big womanizer. Even with his big belly he flirts with every woman and can easily get a number or snapchat. He's like eating girls for breakfast Usually orange hair everywhere. Has a lot of brothers that all look the same.

Wow, this guy is charming like a Mattes!
Looking for your girlfriend, she is probably with Mattes.

by Mehmed A. November 28, 2021

Mattes

One shrexy egg

Mattes, kill yourself

by Mattespolski69 October 20, 2019

Mattes

It is a racist word against white people. So basically the n word to white people.

Ayyy wagwan my mattes

What up my mattes

by m05rx7 November 20, 2019

Mattes

Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They always see when something is wrong with.
They help you to chose the writr oppositions in your life

You:are sad going to school and your acting like everything is okay
Mattes: I see that something is wrong it's everything okay?

by ♡M♡ November 22, 2021

Mattes

Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They know when something is wrong with they see it in your eyes and help you to chose the right.

You are not happy and you are going to school with cowering your face and say that everything is Okay.

Mattes: Is everything okay I know that something is wrong withe can I help you?

Mattes is a very Beautiful Name

by ♡M♡ November 22, 2021