Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
by nothing is real June 06, 2016
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The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it. His takes his scotch with 4 drops of rattle snake venom. One for each star. But on a serious note he is the most honorable and humble man ive every had the plaesure of meeting.
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