Mattism

1. When someone uses a simple word, usually less than five letters, to give simple acknowledgement to the situation at hand. Does not require thought, it is always sur of the moment. Anything that sounds like something a Texan out of Texas would say is probably a Mattism

1.-'You get it Matt?'
-"Yep"
2. 'Hey'
3.-'MATT!!!'
-"wha..."
4. 'Ah-ha!'
Any of these used in response after another sentence qualifies as a Mattism.

by Jason Cerillo June 22, 2006

Mattism

Retardism with 0 rizz

He was a 24 year-old virgin who had no job and failed all his classes hence why the doctors diagnosed him with Mattism

by Noor.... February 21, 2023

Mattism

A religion formed around divine entity Matti, known as Marten's brother

Jane joined Mattism! We're finally going to heaven!

by ReneGod February 28, 2024

Mattism

Mattism - when someone with the name of "Matt" restricts their enormous brain to grow.

(commonly by a hat or when under some sort of pressure)
*Note this can cause pain due to it pushing out hair follicles faster than normal

Bro I took off my hat and my hair was hurting because of my "Mattism"

by Vegetable124 November 17, 2022