Mattism

1. When someone uses a simple word, usually less than five letters, to give simple acknowledgement to the situation at hand. Does not require thought, it is always sur of the moment. Anything that sounds like something a Texan out of Texas would say is probably a Mattism
1.-'You get it Matt?'
-"Yep"
2. 'Hey'
3.-'MATT!!!'
-"wha..."
4. 'Ah-ha!'
Any of these used in response after another sentence qualifies as a Mattism.
by Jason Cerillo June 22, 2006
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He was a 24 year-old virgin who had no job and failed all his classes hence why the doctors diagnosed him with Mattism
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Mattism - when someone with the name of "Matt" restricts their enormous brain to grow.

(commonly by a hat or when under some sort of pressure)
*Note this can cause pain due to it pushing out hair follicles faster than normal
Bro I took off my hat and my hair was hurting because of my "Mattism"
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A religion formed around divine entity Matti, known as Marten's brother
Jane joined Mattism! We're finally going to heaven!
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