A MattN is someone who used to be a complete nerd with a promising future ahead of himself, who used to achieve high marks in class tests and end of year exams, but fast forward a few years and he has become a complete self Dragger who is set to fail his GCSE exams, and who is a complete alcoholic. Notable actions performed by MattyNs include flipping soy boys over their shoulders into desks, punching degenerates who assault them, being a GAF beast and most of all being an absolute ChadPreet who gets a ton of birds. Low T Incels (who get rejected by the same girl over 8 times lol) are jealous of the successes of MattNs on the bird market, so they disrespect them and then cry when they are slapped in the face like the genetic dead ends that they are. Whilst they may no longer be hard studying nerds, MattNs certainly greatly increase their popularity, and transform themselves from loosers into players. Some 'small men' may say that MattNs have no respect for anyone, but just remember that these people failed in their lives and had to peruse easier careers whilst their peers got the jobs that they weren't good enough to achieve.
Random guy 1: Why does he have to be so much better than me at everything? Why have I been denied by the same girl eight times with no step closer? Why am I a complete Incel? Why does he get so many girls and I get none? Why is he such a ChadPreet and I am a failure?
Random guy 2: Shut up you complete soy boy! Stop complaining about the sucesses of MattNs and do something other than complaining.
Random guy 2: Shut up you complete soy boy! Stop complaining about the sucesses of MattNs and do something other than complaining.
by Phil Mi Groin December 6, 2018
Get the MattN mug.A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.
Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
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Get the matt from wii sports mug.Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker
To be undeniably skilled or talented at something
To be undeniably skilled or talented at something
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Get the matt sturniolo mug.“Matta”pronounces Ma-Tha is a New York slang word that is a synonym for head.
The word originated in the south Asian country of Bangladesh.
The word originated in the south Asian country of Bangladesh.
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Get the Matta mug.On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.
(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)
player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!
player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!
by fifagod December 5, 2011
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