Mattniklo

A great, caring, talented and gorgeous person: He's mostly known for his EP Lost BOF

Bro I like listening to Mattniklo

by matthiash January 9, 2021

mattenklopper

(n) A carpet beater made of rattan or cane and was used in Germany, Netherlands and the surrounding areas. It was primarily used to beat the dirt out of carpets, children and spouses.

"I told my mom to go to hell and she shined my ass with the mattenklopper."

by unclvito November 30, 2017

Mattiko

A martial art better known as the “art of absorption.” Created by the Mattanese in the early 1200s, Mattiko was created as a form of self defence using very minimal effort, and no striking the other opponent. Very useful in combat, specifically against punches.

Guy 1:Dude, I just punched you in the face and my hand just bounced off! How the fuck did you do that?

Guy 2:Simple. I just used Mattiko.

by thekingofdefinitionshimself March 13, 2022