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mattenklopper
(n) A carpet beater made of rattan or cane and was used in Germany, Netherlands and the surrounding areas. It was primarily used to beat the dirt out of carpets, children and spouses.
mattenklopper by unclvito November 30, 2017
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Mattiko
A martial art better known as the “art of absorption.” Created by the Mattanese in the early 1200s, Mattiko was created as a form of self defence using very minimal effort, and no striking the other opponent. Very useful in combat, specifically against punches.
Guy 1:Dude, I just punched you in the face and my hand just bounced off! How the fuck did you do that?
Guy 2:Simple. I just used Mattiko.
Guy 2:Simple. I just used Mattiko.
Mattiko by thekingofdefinitionshimself March 13, 2022
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Hardo
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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