MATTNU
A man of great courage, wisdom, and looks. A man with humor. A man with muscles. A man with a big dong. MATTNU is u touchable and is bowed to. MATTNU is king
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mattupham
mattupham a beack gamer, discord partnered server of the Coding & Programming server, a tiktoker with 515k Followers at the time of writing, LOADS OF FOLLOWERS, internet tech enthusiast, programmer, THE LEGEND OF THE OMEGLE SCRIPT, rich dude, who also loves crypto.
mattupham is the best
mattupham by @king, Hello Miles December 25, 2021
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Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.
He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.
He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.
matteus marlovits by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019
mattluck
mattluck is a noun and is used when somebody gets unbelievably, unthinkable, briarpatch-like, sooooooooooooooo lucky, especially on the golf course
dude you should have seen how much mattluck he got on number ten, yea i know, he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky
mattluck by whatthe123456789 August 10, 2010
Matturbater
A nickname for a chronic masturbator.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
People chillin` , not knowing a matturbater is in the midst of their group: ``I`m going to fuckin pass out.``
Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
Matturbater by DeonGGG June 28, 2010
mattussy
mattussy by daemonswhore January 29, 2023