MATTNU 

A man of great courage, wisdom, and looks. A man with humor. A man with muscles. A man with a big dong. MATTNU is u touchable and is bowed to. MATTNU is king

Oh look, there’s a guy with a huge dong! It’s MATTNU!

MATTNU by MATTNU March 9, 2022

mattupham 

mattupham a beack gamer, discord partnered server of the Coding & Programming server, a tiktoker with 515k Followers at the time of writing, LOADS OF FOLLOWERS, internet tech enthusiast, programmer, THE LEGEND OF THE OMEGLE SCRIPT, rich dude, who also loves crypto.

mattupham is the best

mattupham by @king, Hello Miles December 25, 2021

matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.

„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“

matteus marlovits by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

mattluck 

mattluck is a noun and is used when somebody gets unbelievably, unthinkable, briarpatch-like, sooooooooooooooo lucky, especially on the golf course

dude you should have seen how much mattluck he got on number ten, yea i know, he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky

mattluck by whatthe123456789 August 10, 2010

Matturbater 

A nickname for a chronic masturbator.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.

Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.

When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.

Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.

People chillin` , not knowing a matturbater is in the midst of their group: ``I`m going to fuckin pass out.``

Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``

Matturbater by DeonGGG June 28, 2010

mattussy 

matt smith powerful pussy

“And mattussy saves lives!”

created by twitter user @VISVNYA

mattussy by daemonswhore January 29, 2023

Matteus 

Coolest kid ever, smart funny and totally original. There is no one like him, and you always want to be around him.

Man, I wish my kid was more like Matteus.

Matteus by jsmd October 17, 2010