Matrixophobia 

The fear that we are all living in a simulation.

Man you ever feel like we are in a simulation?

You mean Matrixophobia?

Yeah dude.

Matrixophobia by ThatOneDudeFromTheOneThing February 24, 2019

Metricophobia 

An irrational fear and/or hatred of the Metric system.

Nothing sets off someone's metricophobia by hearing their absurd comparisons of weight, height, volume, etc. with "Yeah, but what is that in metric?"

Metricophobia by Ixra June 11, 2020

Mariophobia 

the extreme fear of Italian men with moustaches and overalls.

whenever I see Nintendo games it triggers my Mariophobia

Mariophobia by LandDweller December 29, 2020

Mariophobia 

Mariophobia is most commonly known as the fear of Mario from the Super Mario Bros. series

Brad: When i was 3 i jumped on a kid by jumping on him while roleplaying as mario and a koopa.

Daniel: Damn, he's definatly paralised from that now.

Brad: yeah, he probably has Mariophobia too.

Mariophobia by heartqu4ke February 28, 2021

martinophobia

-noun- The fear of people named Martin.

"Why are you all scared of me?" asked Martin, "Do you have martinophobia?"

martinophobia by theAlien July 1, 2009

Mateiophobia 

The fear of a romanian boy who likes jumping and choking little short boys

mateiophobia is usually developed from being chased by a romanian boy

Bro i have mateiophobia im scared of romanians

Mateiophobia by ilovefmeboys April 22, 2025