Metricophobia

An irrational fear and/or hatred of the Metric system.

Nothing sets off someone's metricophobia by hearing their absurd comparisons of weight, height, volume, etc. with "Yeah, but what is that in metric?"

by Ixra June 11, 2020

Metrimaphobia

The fear of tape measures, metrima being the greek word for measuring

1) Kelsey has metrimaphobia, she can not be near tape measure

2) I heard the superintendent has metrimaphobia, that is why he is always in the office.

by Reggiegear August 2, 2021

Metrophobia

An uncommon fear of poetry.

So my English teacher started reading T.S. Eliot, and I started having a seizure because of my Metrophobia.

by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

Matrixophobia

The fear that we are all living in a simulation.

Man you ever feel like we are in a simulation?

You mean Matrixophobia?

Yeah dude.

by ThatOneDudeFromTheOneThing February 24, 2019