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flesh matress
flesh matress by clc May 8, 2004
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Matrez • Martez • Matress • matrep • Mahrez • Mahrez Curse • Mahrezzzz_ • mamrezaism • mareza • marteze
Hotel Matress
Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?
Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.
Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?
Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.
Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?
Hotel Matress by Alman42 February 25, 2011
Matrep
Matreps are gangsters of the Malay race. They are normally identified by their distinctive Malay accent, darker skin colour, bad English, strong cigarette smell and sleeve tattoos.
They like to hang out in groups and will start a fight with anyone. They are normally in an unstable relationship with a minah.
Their favourite mode of transport are E-Scooters that are illegally modified to make them feel like the king of the road.
Since they are lowly educated with terrible academic results, they rely on their E-Scooters to do food delivery for a living. Luckier Matreps will manage to secure a job delivering parcels using a modded Toyota Hiace, which they can blast their favourite DJ mixes.
When they get their driving license, their choice of vehicles to purchase on full loan are cheap and/or over 10 years old. Their top picks are: Yamaha Sniper, Yamaha Aerox (Motorcycles), Mitsubishi Lancer, Honda Civic, Volkswagen Golf and Volkswagen Scirocco (Cars). Like their E-Scooters, they will illegally modify their vehicle to make the loudest, obnoxious sounding noises that a vehicle can make. They like the attention from shocked by-standers as they speed past them recklessly.
They like to hang out in groups and will start a fight with anyone. They are normally in an unstable relationship with a minah.
Their favourite mode of transport are E-Scooters that are illegally modified to make them feel like the king of the road.
Since they are lowly educated with terrible academic results, they rely on their E-Scooters to do food delivery for a living. Luckier Matreps will manage to secure a job delivering parcels using a modded Toyota Hiace, which they can blast their favourite DJ mixes.
When they get their driving license, their choice of vehicles to purchase on full loan are cheap and/or over 10 years old. Their top picks are: Yamaha Sniper, Yamaha Aerox (Motorcycles), Mitsubishi Lancer, Honda Civic, Volkswagen Golf and Volkswagen Scirocco (Cars). Like their E-Scooters, they will illegally modify their vehicle to make the loudest, obnoxious sounding noises that a vehicle can make. They like the attention from shocked by-standers as they speed past them recklessly.
“If you see a group of Matreps hanging out at night, back away slowly!”
“Why does a matrep have so many children with a minah even though he cannot afford to raise them?”
“Why does a matrep have so many children with a minah even though he cannot afford to raise them?”
Matrep by WeirdPsycho October 26, 2022
frat matress
frat matress by Lylli December 14, 2006
Squaddy matress
A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
Squaddy matress by ali December 8, 2004
Martez
Means a nigga who beats your azz then fuck your bitch afterwards. Stay down with his niggas and keeps it real.
Martez by PerfectLuv August 3, 2016
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