Matlockian

someone who is cool

he was very matlockian

by Vendet January 4, 2022

Malokian

a. inhabitant or decendant of an inhabitant of malokia
b. little stupid ass banging theifs
c. decendant of the great Father Damien

are extremely stupid and cannot swim, but will get into water to steal things possibly from other malokians who drowned previously. report malokians to your local I.Q. controll office

by ha ah ha November 4, 2003

Matlockitis

The acute onset of loneliness, sadness, and boredom resulting from living at one's parents' house during the summer vacation when one would usually be studying in a thriving and happening city during term time. The risk factors of catching the disease include one's parents living in a small town in the middle of no where and one's friends being able to still live in the city.

Dad: You're looking a bit down, are you missing your friends?
David: No it's worse than that; I think I might have Matlockitis.

by lonelylover1 July 21, 2012