matieu

matieu (a.k.a big-boss-nigga-man) is the superior species to all. Matieu can be compared to prime LeBron James (it knows ball). It is the most musculary dense creature to roam the planet, making it the most highly fuckable species. It also makes any woman squirt in their bedussy the instant it makes eye contact.

You are such a matieu

matieu by tidbbskz November 27, 2025

Matiu 

SOOOOOOOOO SEXY

Matiu let me suck ur raacks

Matiu by ASHHH KASHHHH December 20, 2020

matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.

„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“

matteus marlovits by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

Daniel Mateiu 

Absolute bloody asshole who likes queen and Tegan. xd. how funny am I? hahaha. also shout out to my boy, Taj Redgewell.

Hi, Daniel Mateiu

Daniel Mateiu by Not Mitchell O'Beef November 28, 2018

Mathieu 

The actual best name in the entire world. It also means gift of God, I think.

Someone: What's your name?
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.

Mathieu by Tuna (TuneyPerson) November 9, 2020

Matheus 

The Most Amazing person in the world! It is said whoever has this name has powers to seduce every women in the world! People with the name "Matheus" also contain in them magical powers.

oh Matheus just made feed his pet unicorn

Matheus by Timmyturnerjr November 29, 2011

Mathieu Dodge 

Utterly lacking in discernment and critical thinking capabilities. Exhibiting an astounding inability to grasp even the most basic concepts.

During the team meeting, John proposed a completely impractical and nonsensical strategy that not only overlooked fundamental aspects of the project but also showed no understanding of its feasibility. His idea was nothing short of a 'Mathieu Dodge,' leaving everyone puzzled by his lack of logical reasoning.

Mathieu Dodge by Urban‎ Dictionary August 1, 2023