Mathew's Cock 

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.

You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock

Mathew's Cock by xdcreamed October 16, 2020

Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge 

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.

*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.

Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021

Matthew's Bridge 

Yes, Limp Bizkit is referencing Jacksonville's Mathews Bridge (yes it is spelled with one t). It is a large and well known bridge that connects Downtown Jacksonville with Arlington.

Take him to the Matthew's Bridge (Mathew's Bridge)

Matthew's Bridge by Jaxguy September 25, 2008

mathew santoro 

Some one who is very successful YouTube channel and someone who is very educated

Small Youtuber:I want to get more subs
Friend: you want to be a Mathew santoro

Kid: he is so smart he is like a Mathew santoro

mathew santoro by Idk bro just shoot some threes February 12, 2017

Mather's Day 

the holiday celebrated on both Mother's and Father's Day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.

Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.

Me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate Mather's Day this year. I'm preparing myself for when I actually have a child and we can celebrate Father's Day together.

Mather's Day by ernmoran June 2, 2011

Matthew's dick 

Yankee wit no brim

Friend 1: is Matthew's dick circumcised

Friend 2: ye he got that yankee wit no brim

Matthew's dick by Ihateblackpeople69 May 14, 2020

Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh

Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.

Matthew’s Mom by longschlong79 August 24, 2021