maternal

For a long penis wiener to insert in the vagina to create a annoying ass brat

We are gunna maternal until we regret it 10 years later cause we done fucked up.

by Long Johnson July 11, 2016

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Maternal Autocrat

A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow

I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.

by Bill Shakesbeer October 16, 2019

Maternal Support

Something I don’t have

*I proceed to shed a single tear over my lack of maternal support*

by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 3, 2018

Maternal-Paparazzi

A mother (or father: see paternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of her kids no matter what they are doing.

That mother is always taking pictures of her kids at the park like she is a member of the maternal-paparazzi.

by bigsky March 8, 2009

maternal unit

The female body that gave birth to a person who chooses not to recognize that female as their mother for whatever reason. A disowned biological mother.

Jennifer isn't my mother. She's the maternal unit that happened to give birth to me.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009

Maternal Blindness

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013