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Matel is that guy at school who is drop dead sexy and had a massive dick but he is also smart and he is short and is really musically talented he is also Micronesian and has more than one sibling who are all also musically talented he is probably not to rich but his great humor makes up for it he is very short and kinda skinny he has short friends too but he is quite good at sports too.

That boy is a matel

matel by diethelegoguy May 1, 2017

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Matel

That one girl who has a messed up sleep schedule and always does their homework last second.
She will always procrastinate until the very end. She will never give you a second chance if you dump her.
She will always try and cheer someone up if she sees any sign of sadness. She is one of the funniest babagrils you will meet in your life. If you ever find someone named Matel, shes someone you need to keep. Shes an angel from hell and can be hella annoying. However, her annoyingness will bring a spark to your life. You'll never get bored of her. She hates sports and has okay grades.

Friend: Did you hear about Matel's dick?
Matel: The male Matel guy? Yeah, I saw it.

Matel by anonymous May 21, 2022

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getto matel

a household item that is used for a kids toy.

what is that bunt pan and spoon doing in your kids room? oh thats is her getto matel drum set.

getto matel by keveeen March 19, 2008

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madeLAME

an elementary school girl at heart that is obsessed with TikTok

madeLAME is going through yet another emo phase.

madeLAME by madeLAME is sad June 1, 2022

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Madel

A beautiful/cute girl who a lot love and care about her. Even if she's short or not she is perfect.Boys like her a lot and want to be with her but the boys should be loyal and respectful to her. Some people would do anything to hangout with her or something. She is a perfect, amazing, loving, and caring girl. Losing her is like losing either half of your heart or losing the love of your life. Funny and goofy girl who makes people want to hangout with her forever.

"I can't live without madel."

Madel by bby_g November 12, 2017

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Maelle

Maelle is one of a kind. No other girl will ever be like her. It is so rare to find someone so loving, beautiful, and just addicting to be around. Once you find a Maelle, there isn't much of a choice but to stick around, you're gonna need her.

Maelle's got it all, shes smart, yet still has a sense of humour. She's the kind of girl that you can be so comfortable around, yet makes you get so nervous before you see her .

she's a keeper

Maelle is a cutie aint she?

Maelle by Bo Jackson July 23, 2014

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Madelaine

Once you get started on Madelaine it’s very hard to stop.

Madelaine is very much like a drug, just beautiful and in a body.

Madelaine is the definition of perfect, if you don’t know what perfect means, look it up.

It’s very rare to see a Madelaine. Her home base is veggie grill.

I would DEFINITELY want to be her, and so would you.

AHHHHH MADELAINE IS PERFECT!

Madelaine by Madspetsch June 24, 2019

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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