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Matelda is the name of a girl who is wanted by every man. She has a curvy sexy body and is a demon in bed. She is also crazy about her boyfriend. She won’t hesitate to kill someone if she needs to. Shes insane
You see Matelda over there? She’s so sexy I want her

I wouldn’t mess with her if i were you. Despite her beauty, she’s crazy!
Matelda by Kingston Big April 16, 2020
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Matilda Brewe 

Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.
"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021
Matilda Brewe by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021
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An individual beholding the name 'Matilda' is an extremely talented, intelligent and unique female. She's got a great sense of humour and can brighten anyone's day with her optimistic attitude. She's great in bed, even outside the bed. Not to mention she's quiet, yet mysterious while being incredibly hot and sexy. All round, she's the perfect girl. This girl's adventurous and thrilling demeanour makes anyone melt. She'll cast you under her spell, maybe even her being cast under your spell too. If you ever meet a Matilda don't let her go.
Matilda by JJ Parenko September 21, 2016

Matilda Walton 

Matilda Walton is very small but very loveable. She is funny and witty and kind (but not when it comes to sharing food). Blonde and small with a great figure Matilda hates sport and loves food. She has a kind heart but very mean pinches and shes one of the best friends you could ask for.
Omg is that a Matilda Walton i cant see her behind that grain of rice
a little girl who is strong with the force
if Matilda has the force power to move things, surely she should should be able to force choke her principal
Matilda by OfficialGrapeStudios July 18, 2016
The greatest person to ever live. She is so smart, pretty, kind.

She is absolutely amazing. Anyone would want to be friends with her. She is SO hot its a joke! Matilda is a real babe. Guys would be lucky to get her.
That beautiful girl over there is such a matilda.
Matilda by wowthatscool February 13, 2012

Black Matilda 

A little bite of that black matilda, and that door will swing wide open for you
Black Matilda by birddog165 September 24, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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