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Matel is that guy at school who is drop dead sexy and had a massive dick but he is also smart and he is short and is really musically talented he is also Micronesian and has more than one sibling who are all also musically talented he is probably not to rich but his great humor makes up for it he is very short and kinda skinny he has short friends too but he is quite good at sports too.
That boy is a matel
matel by diethelegoguy May 1, 2017
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That one girl who has a messed up sleep schedule and always does their homework last second.
She will always procrastinate until the very end. She will never give you a second chance if you dump her.
She will always try and cheer someone up if she sees any sign of sadness. She is one of the funniest babagrils you will meet in your life. If you ever find someone named Matel, shes someone you need to keep. Shes an angel from hell and can be hella annoying. However, her annoyingness will bring a spark to your life. You'll never get bored of her. She hates sports and has okay grades.
Friend: Did you hear about Matel's dick?
Matel: The male Matel guy? Yeah, I saw it.
Matel by anonymous May 21, 2022
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getto matel 

a household item that is used for a kids toy.
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madeLAME 

an elementary school girl at heart that is obsessed with TikTok
madeLAME is going through yet another emo phase.
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A beautiful/cute girl who a lot love and care about her. Even if she's short or not she is perfect.Boys like her a lot and want to be with her but the boys should be loyal and respectful to her. Some people would do anything to hangout with her or something. She is a perfect, amazing, loving, and caring girl. Losing her is like losing either half of your heart or losing the love of your life. Funny and goofy girl who makes people want to hangout with her forever.
"I can't live without madel."
Madel by bby_g November 12, 2017
Maelle is one of a kind. No other girl will ever be like her. It is so rare to find someone so loving, beautiful, and just addicting to be around. Once you find a Maelle, there isn't much of a choice but to stick around, you're gonna need her.

Maelle's got it all, shes smart, yet still has a sense of humour. She's the kind of girl that you can be so comfortable around, yet makes you get so nervous before you see her .

she's a keeper
Maelle is a cutie aint she?
Maelle by Bo Jackson July 23, 2014

Madelaine 

Once you get started on Madelaine it’s very hard to stop.

Madelaine is very much like a drug, just beautiful and in a body.

Madelaine is the definition of perfect, if you don’t know what perfect means, look it up.

It’s very rare to see a Madelaine. Her home base is veggie grill.

I would DEFINITELY want to be her, and so would you.
AHHHHH MADELAINE IS PERFECT!
Madelaine by Madspetsch June 24, 2019
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