Mytchett

A gypsy enclave sandwiched between the A331 and the Basingstoke Canal. Populated by verminous pikeys who thrive on subsistence tarmacing and pilfering.

I took my dog for a shit in Mytchett and doubled the price of the caravans.

by Superior Life Form November 19, 2013

matchette

a bachelorette who is looking for love on match.com

Dude, she's the perfect matchette for you!

by red lace tattoo September 27, 2011

Kellan matchett

The baddest SOB ever he is so sexy and just amazing

That kellan Matchett sure is sexy

by Gentialexaminer April 15, 2020

Matchett

A word that describes Alex Lichtenberg's piss poor Nintendo 64 skills.

"Damn Alex, you are so Matchett at Super Smash Bros. Why don't you just go play mario kart? Oh wait you're matchett at that too."

by TheCoolestEngineer May 11, 2014

Sam matchett

Sam matchett is the goat of life, women bow down to him like he is a god

Sam matchett is fit ♥️😍🥰☺️

by Bigbilllyboist August 15, 2022