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When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.

Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.

by Meester Neenja March 21, 2011

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